jory. 23. i'm a pretentious asshole who watches too much tv and sexually objectifys nick kroll. i also wax poetic about cupcakes and cross-stitching.
try the veal, child.
You guys Kurt Braunohler can most absolutely get it.
I saw him do monologues at Asssscat once, a looong time before I knew who he was or anything, and was immediately like “WHO IS THIS BABE AND WHEN CAN I CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE.”